Mickey Mouse stands guard just inside the doorway of our storage unit, prepared to deny entry to any who would make off with our books and excess kitchenware.
Related: Driving a U-Haul truck is a lot like driving a go-kart. Both have an oversized novelty steering wheel, neither allows me to slide the seat back quite far enough, the gas and brake are extremely touchy, and you have to overemphasize everything you want the vehicle to do.
Oh, by the way, we’re moving. More on that later.
