Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.
Reblogged for the Mean Girls, staying because this is totally Pippa.
OH MY GOD
IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE
DOING A CHARACTER
ALL THESE YEARS
I THOUGHT IT WAS EDDIE GRIFFIN
JUST BEING HIMSELF
I love the Waterstones Twitter so goddam much
This makes sense.
I read 9 Chickweed Lane every day but Sunday, mostly because it’s in the paper (which YES I STILL GET PHYSICALLY DELIVERED REMEMBER I AM OLD) and partly because I can’t help but smirk at what I call “the horniest comic in print.” Seriously, everybody in this strip is full of hormones and innuendo. The reason for this soggy purple dress, in fact, is because the vet was on a date before she got called away to check on the cow and she wanted to impress the dude (who, by the way, she fired as an assistant so there wouldn’t be a conflict when he asked her out, and yes, he was fine with that because he’s horny too).
But maybe you just look at the pictures. And maybe you had the same reaction as I did: “Is that a nipple?”
Huh. So apparently they’re allowed to do this now.
So this show Miles is watching said, “Just then Kangaroo stopped by for a visit.”
Obviously (or else I wouldn’t have a post) I misheard it. And showing where my head typically is, I did a double take, saying, “Wait, Kendall Williams is on Word World?”